Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
