4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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