he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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