we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
ok first of all what the fuck
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