my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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