OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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