I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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