whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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