I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i jhust puked up my retainher.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
