Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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