Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize
