Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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