I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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