So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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