accomplished twins. life is a go
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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