i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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