i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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