Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
