It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
