Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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