was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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