Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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