dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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