I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I did not marry a roomba.
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