:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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