Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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