Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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