Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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