They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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