Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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