Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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