You're my little dorito
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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