I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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