there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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