your thong is hanging out like whoa
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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