let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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