So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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