I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
How external is "for external use only"?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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