So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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