On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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