at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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