fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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