Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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