Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Still dying that you shit outside
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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