If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
