I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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