Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
What a dumb baby whore.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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