shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
All I want is dick and wine.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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