thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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