Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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