So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize