Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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