you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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