rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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