And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
