His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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