we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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