I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize