I molested 6 butterflies tonight
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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