so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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