I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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