It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just cropdusted the office
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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